About XENthrive: Good Shit Only—Always
Welcome to XENthrive, where boldness is a lifestyle, not a suggestion. We’re the unapologetically raw, no-nonsense ecosystem built for people who don’t just survive—they thrive. Our mission? To bring you the best of everything—beauty, wellness, performance, and style—while keeping it real. No fluff, no fake promises, just Good Shit Only.
We’re a small, Black-owned, Service-Disabled Veteran-operated business based in rural Gretna, Virginia, but make no mistake—we think BIG. Why? Because we’re here to make an impact. Every product we carry, every move we make, supports causes that matter: planting trees, removing ocean plastic, cultivating kelp, and giving back to communities that deserve it. We don’t just talk sustainability; we live it.
What We’re About
XENthrive isn’t just a store; it’s a movement. Every brand we carry, every product we develop, reflects our core values: boldness, authenticity, and impact. We’re not here to blend in. We’re here to stand out, and we want you to do the same.
The Brands That Bring the Heat
Funny Candle Co.
Candles that tell it like it is. These aren’t your standard, boring wax blobs—they’ve got personality, humor, and scents that slap. Light one up and let the vibe take over.
Melanin Magic
Skincare and haircare designed to celebrate and empower the melanated community. From premium ingredients to stunning results, every product is a tribute to the brilliance of melanin.
Melanin Magic Café
Life’s too short for bad coffee. That’s why we source only the best beans and teas to keep you energized, inspired, and ready to conquer your day. Morning grind? We got you.
The Artful Mane Gallery
Wearable art for the bold. Whether it’s a hoodie that makes a statement or an accessory that turns heads, our gallery celebrates creativity and individuality.
Good Shit Only (GSO)
Motivational gear and apparel for those who refuse to settle for mediocrity. Whether it’s a bold t-shirt or an empowering hoodie, GSO is here to remind you: life’s better when you aim high.
Get Kinetic!
For the movers, the doers, the go-getters. From performance gear to recovery essentials, Get Kinetic! is built for people who don’t stop until the job’s done.
ThriveSip
Premium coffees and teas made for the hustlers and dreamers. Every sip fuels your ambition while supporting reforestation and clean oceans. Drink up and make an impact.
Our Impact
Every product you buy does more than just look good or feel great—it gives back. We plant trees, remove ocean plastic, and fund cutting-edge climate solutions. Why? Because thriving isn’t just about you; it’s about leaving the world better than we found it.
Our Rawness
Let’s be clear: we’re not here to sugarcoat anything. We call out the BS, celebrate what’s real, and always keep it 100. You’ll never find fake promises or empty marketing here—just honesty, humor, and damn good products.
Why XENthrive?
Because we’re not just another brand. We’re the antidote to the ordinary, the champion of the bold, and the voice for those who demand more. If you’re here, you’re family. And family deserves nothing less than the best.
Welcome to XENthrive. Let’s Thrive Together.