You really thought shit was gonna go your way, huh? You thought you had it in the bag. You ran your mouth, made some dumbass bets, ignored all the red flags, and now look at you—back where you always end up. Taking another L. And this one must’ve hit real fucking hard if you need 50 packs of tissues to cope. That’s 500 tissues, motherfucker. Enough to soak up your tears, regrets, and every bad decision you made this year.
🚨 LIMITED FIRST RUN – ONLY 10 AVAILABLE 🚨
We’re only making 10 of these because most people are still out here pretending they’re winners. Not you. You know damn well you’re built different—in the worst way possible. If you don’t grab this now, you’ll be back next week, wiping your pathetic tears on your sleeve like some broke bitch who can’t afford proper coping mechanisms.
WHAT’S INSIDE?
🧻 50 Packs of Premium Tears of Defeat Tissues – 500 tissues to mop up your endless supply of disappointment.
🔥 Official Branding – No generic, weak-ass bullshit. You lost. Own it.
💀 Limited Edition Packaging – Because this won’t be the last time you embarrass yourself.
WHO NEEDS THIS?
🏆 Lifelong Sports Fans – Your team stays choking. Shut the fuck up about "next year."
🎮 Gamers Who Keep Getting Smoked – It wasn’t lag. You just suck.
💔 Hopeless Simps – You texted "good morning" for the 47th time and still got left on read. Take a hint.
🤑 Wannabe Financial Gurus – You "bought the dip" and now you’re holding the bag like a dumbass.
SHIPPING AND DETAILS
Official Tears of Defeat Packaging – No knockoff bullshit, straight from the source.
📦 Estimated Ship Date: March 2025 – Pre-order now before these sell the fuck out.
PRICE
149.99 – If you need 500 tissues, you already made worse financial decisions.
🚀 PRE-ORDER NOW OR KEEP WIPING TEARS WITH YOUR SLEEVES
You already lost. Might as well prepare for the next wave of bullshit. Pre-Order Now before this sells out and adds another L to your collection.
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