Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

Are you or someone you know physically incapable of shutting the fuck up? Do you dominate every conversation like your opinions are the only ones that matter? Well, this candle is here to deliver the message everyone’s too polite to say: shut the fuck up. Seriously.

This isn’t just a candle—it’s a damn intervention. With a soothing yet savage blend of "Zip It" Amber and "Mute Button" Musk, it’s designed to calm your nerves and slap a muzzle on your inner chatterbox. Light it, breathe deep, and let the aroma of silence remind you that maybe not everything needs to be said.

Scent Notes:
Amber, Musk, and a subtle undertone of “for fuck’s sake, stop talking.”

Product Details:

• Size: 9oz glass jar with lid (because even assholes deserve nice things)
• Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend—smooth as fuck
• Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5 inches of pure, unfiltered truth

Perfect for:

• That coworker who never shuts the fuck up in meetings
• Your oversharing friend who thinks you care about their lunch, their ex, and their dog’s bowel movements
• You—because sometimes even you need to take a fucking hint

So go ahead. Light this motherfucker up and let the room fill with the sweet scent of peace and fucking quiet. Your friends, family, and coworkers will thank you. And honestly, you’ll thank yourself.

Warning: May cause unexpected self-awareness and a sudden ability to shut the fuck up. Use responsibly.