Funny Candle Co
Baby You Make Me Melt (Pink)
Baby You Make Me Melt (Pink)
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Baby You Make Me Melt—Light It Up and Get Fucking Filthy
Let’s not sugarcoat it—this candle is pure sex in a jar. Baby You Make Me Melt isn’t here to be polite or subtle. It’s here to fill the room with heat so thick you’ll be ripping each other’s clothes off before the wax even starts to melt. The seductive blend of citrus, exotic spice, and jasmine doesn’t just smell good—it’s foreplay for your fucking senses.
Light this bad boy up, let the glow hit the walls, and watch as the tension starts to boil over. This isn’t your basic romantic shit. This is the candle you light when you’re ready to get sweaty, loud, and dirty. The kind of dirty that leaves handprints on windows and furniture slightly out of place. Yeah, that kind.
Whether you’re turning up the heat with your partner, breaking in those new sheets, or just looking to remind yourself what a night of unfiltered passion feels like, this candle has you covered. So what are you waiting for? Light it up, get naked, and let this night go wherever the fuck it wants.
Scent Notes:
Citrus, Exotic Spice, and Jasmine—sweet, spicy, and straight-up sinful.
Why This Candle Will Wreck Your Night (In the Best Way Possible):
- Burn Time for Marathon Sessions: Over 80 hours of heat, passion, and moaning-worthy vibes.
- Clean Ingredients, Dirty Thoughts: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because clean air matters when you’re out of breath.
- The Perfect Gift: For your lover, your friend-with-benefits, or anyone who needs to fuck the stress out of their system.
- Made in the USA: Crafted with love and zero shame, because we know what you’re using it for.
Lighting Up for More Than Just Lust:
This candle isn’t just turning up the heat in your bedroom—it’s doing good for the world while you’re getting down:
- Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond, because someone has to be responsible while you’re being anything but.
- Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because every bit of dirty fun should have a clean-up crew.
- Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
- Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.
The Details That Matter When Shit Gets Hot:
Scent: Citrus, Exotic Spice, and Jasmine—like foreplay in a jar.
Size: 9 oz of unapologetic, sultry indulgence in a glass jar.
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend—clean-burning so you can focus on getting dirty.
Burn Time: Over 80 hours of setting the mood, wrecking the bed, and ruining your neighbors' peace and quiet.
Shipping: Delivered to your door in 2-5 business days, because waiting to get laid isn’t an option.
Vibe: The candle that says, “Get ready to fuck like it’s your job.”
Light this candle, lose your inhibitions, and let the heat take over. Baby, you’re not just making us melt—you’re making us beg for more.
Share this with your crew who needs to step up their game.
