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Beach Bitch

Beach Bitch

Regular price $38.00
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Beach Bitch—Light It Up and Embrace Your Inner Goddess

Say hello to the "Beach Bitch" candle—the ultimate vibe for anyone who’s unapologetically living their best beach life. With the heavenly scent of Beachside Orchid, this candle will have you smelling like a sun-kissed queen who owns every grain of sand beneath her toes. Whether you’re on the shore or just pretending your couch is a cabana, this candle screams tropical vibes and zero fucks given.

Packed with the fresh, breezy scent of sea salt, jasmine, and lily of the valley, and warmed up with green leaves, wood, and tonka bean, this candle is like a salty ocean breeze wrapped in floral magic. Light it up and let the aroma slap you into vacation mode. Stress? Gone. Negativity? Evaporated. You’re now a certified beach bitch, and everyone else can deal with it.

Whether you’re manifesting your next beach trip, reminiscing about the last one, or just need an escape from the chaos of everyday life, this candle is your ticket to paradise. Light it up, sit back, and let the tropical energy remind you that life’s better with a little sand in your hair and no one telling you what to do.

Scent Notes—Beachy, Breezy, and Bold:

Sea salt, jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, wood, and tonka bean. Think fresh ocean air meets sun-warmed florals with just a hint of salty attitude.

Why You Need This Candle (Besides the Obvious):

  • Burn time for endless vibes: Up to 80+ hours of pure beach bitch energy.
  • Clean burn, no bullshit: Made with a coconut-apricot wax blend, organic cotton wicks, and premium fragrances that are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free.
  • The perfect gift for the beach babe in your life: Or for yourself, because let’s be honest, you deserve it.
  • Made in California: Hand-poured with care and a side of sass, straight from the sunny West Coast.

Burn It, Relax, and Do Some Good:

Because even beach bitches care about the planet:

  • Planting trees in rainforests and evergreen forests, because greener is always better.
  • Clearing plastic from oceans, so the real beaches stay as perfect as your vibe.
  • Backing carbon removal projects with Stripe Climate.
  • Tracking the impact with the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details That Matter:

Scent: Sea salt, jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, wood, and tonka bean. Fresh, floral, and unapologetically beachy.
Size: 9 oz of tropical perfection in a sleek glass jar with a lid.
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend for a clean, luxurious burn.
Burn time: Up to 80+ hours, because the vibe doesn’t end when the sun sets.
Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5 inches—compact but full of attitude.
Shipping: Made and shipped from California, because the West Coast knows how to bring the heat.
Vibe: The candle that says, “I’m the queen of the beach, bitches.”

Here’s the deal: life’s better when you channel your inner beach bitch. Light this candle, soak up the tropical vibes, and let it remind you that you’re the goddess of your own damn paradise. Sand or no sand, the beach is wherever you say it is. Shine on, queen.

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