TEARS OF DEFEAT MUG: SIP YOUR FAILURE IN STYLE)

Because even your coffee should taste like regret.

You keep taking Ls, might as well drink to that shit. This black ceramic mug is your official reminder that life stays clowning you. Whether it's 11oz for casual losses or 15oz for the repeat offenders, we got you covered. Dishwasher and microwave safe, because let’s be honest—you don’t need any more shit going wrong in your life.

WHY YOU NEED THIS SHIT:

• 🔥 Certified Official – Tears of Defeat branding so you know it’s real. Fake knockoffs can hold their own L.
• ☕ Two Sizes, Same Amount of Suffering – 11oz if you’re in denial, 15oz if you’ve fully accepted failure.
• 💪 Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because you’re already struggling enough.
• 🚫 BPA & Lead-Free – We roast your life, not your insides.
• 🌎 Sourced from China, but still better quality than your decisions.

WHO NEEDS THIS?

• 🏆 Delusional Sports Fans – That “next year is ours” bullshit is getting old.
• 🎮 Gamers Who Stay Raging – Blame lag all you want, you’re still trash.
• 💔 Heartbroken Dumbasses – She moved on, now move on with your coffee.
• 🤑 Wannabe Hustlers – Another failed side hustle? Drink up and rethink your life.

PRICE:

☕ 11oz - $25 – Small cup, big L.

🔥 15oz - $35 – Because you need more room for all that failure.

🚀 ORDER NOW OR KEEP DRINKING OUT OF THAT CRUSTY, DISAPPOINTING MUG YOU’VE HAD FOR YEARS.