Funny Candle Co
Forget The Glass Slippers (Brown)
Forget The Glass Slippers (Brown)
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Forget The Glass Slippers—This Princess Wears Boots
Fuck the fairy tale bullshit. Who the hell needs fragile-ass glass slippers when you’ve got boots to stomp all over life’s problems? This candle is for the badass princesses who don’t wait for a prince to save their ass—they grab the reins, throw on their boots, and take care of business like the queens they are.
With a fearless blend of black leather, violet flower, and jasmine, this candle is the perfect mix of "don’t fuck with me" and "I’m still fabulous." Light it up, and let the bold scent of black leather remind you that you’re unstoppable. The soft floral notes? Those are just to keep people guessing while you crush their expectations.
Let’s be real—glass slippers are cute for the movies, but in the real world? They’d shatter the first time you had to deal with some dumbass. Boots, on the other hand, were made for kicking down doors, climbing mountains, and walking away from people who don’t deserve your time. That’s what this candle is all about—lighting the way while you conquer the world, one step at a time.
Scent Notes:
Black Leather, Violet Flower, Jasmine Flower—a bold, sexy combination that screams “I run this shit.”
Why You Fucking Need This:
- Burn Time That Matches Your Energy: Over 80 hours of badassery in candle form.
- No Cheap Crap: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because you’re too good for anything less.
- The Perfect Gift: For the queens in your life who know they don’t need saving—or for yourself, because self-love is a whole fucking vibe.
- Made in the USA: Locally crafted, high-quality, and just as unstoppable as you are.
Sassy Candle, Serious Impact
This candle isn’t just about making your space smell amazing—it’s about making a difference:
- Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and more, because Mother Nature deserves some damn love too.
- Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from the ocean, because boots leave the planet better than glass slippers ever could.
- Funding innovative carbon removal through Stripe Climate.
- Tracking every impact via the EcoDrive Dashboard.
The Details:
Scent: Black Leather, Violet Flower, Jasmine Flower
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours
Light this candle, lace up your boots, and go take what’s yours. You’re the kind of princess the world isn’t ready for—but they damn well better try.
Share this with your crew who needs to step up their game.
