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Funny Candle Co

Forget The Glass Slippers (Pink)

Forget The Glass Slippers (Pink)

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Forget The Glass Slippers—This Princess Wears Boots

Let’s be real—glass slippers? Fragile. Impractical. Overhyped. This is for the princesses who don’t wait for a fairy godmother or a prince. You’re out here making shit happen in boots that could crush glass slippers any day. The “Forget The Glass Slippers—This Princess Wears Boots” candle is your loud, proud reminder that you’re not just royalty—you’re a badass with zero time for fairy tale nonsense.

Made from a silky-smooth coconut-apricot wax blend, this candle hits differently. The bold scent of black leather meets the soft, floral vibes of violet and jasmine—just like you, a perfect balance of strong and stunning. Light it up, let the room fill with queen-level energy, and remind yourself that you’re the main character in every room you walk into.

Whether you’re rocking your boots on a night out, bossing it up at work, or sprawled out on the couch owning your downtime, this candle’s got you covered. It’s not just a candle; it’s a statement. You’re strong. You’re beautiful. You’re unstoppable. Glass slippers can’t keep up.

Scent Notes—Bold as Hell:

Black Leather, Violet Flower, and Jasmine Flower. Strong. Floral. Unapologetically royal.

Why You Need This Candle (Because Boots > Slippers):

  • Burn Time for Days: Over 80 hours of confidence-boosting vibes to keep you going.
  • Clean Ingredients, Big Energy: Coconut-apricot wax, organic cotton wicks, and badass fragrance—eco-friendly and queen-approved.
  • The Perfect Gift: For your bestie, your sister, your mom, or yourself—because everyone needs a reminder to own their power.
  • Made in the USA: Hand-poured with care, attitude, and just a touch of sass.

Slay and Save the Planet:

Because ruling the world means taking care of it, too:

  • Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and more—because queens think long-term.
  • Clearing plastic from oceans—because the planet deserves better.
  • Backing bold carbon removal projects with Stripe Climate.
  • Tracking the impact with the EcoDrive Dashboard—because receipts matter.

The Royal Specs:

Scent: Black Leather, Violet Flower, and Jasmine Flower—strong yet soft, just like you.
Size: 9 oz of unapologetic energy in a sleek, pink glass jar.
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend—smooth, clean, and luxe.
Burn Time: Over 80 hours, because real queens don’t rush.
Shipping: 2-5 business days, fast enough for the badass you are.
Vibe: The candle that says, “I don’t need saving. I do the saving.”

Here’s the truth: boots were made for walking, stomping, and conquering—not waiting around for some dude to figure his life out. Light this candle, take a deep breath, and remind yourself you’re the queen of your own damn story. No glass slippers required.

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