Fugly Slut

Fugly Slut—Burn It Down, Own the Crown

“This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut.” Sound familiar? Of course it does. This candle isn’t just a nod to *Mean Girls*—it’s a whole-ass mood for anyone living their best petty life. If you’ve ever wanted to light up a room while serving unapologetic energy, this one’s for you.

With a sultry, seductive blend of cherry blossom, magnolia, rose, tonka bean, and sandalwood, this candle doesn’t just smell good—it smells like revenge, self-love, and a little “fuck around and find out” energy. Burn it when you’re feeling sassy, classy, or just downright savage. Whatever your vibe, this candle’s here to back you up.

Whether you’re roasting your ex, sipping wine with your ride-or-die, or just feeling like the Regina George of your circle, Fugly Slut reminds everyone that they can’t sit with you. Light it up and let the sweet scent do the talking while you focus on keeping your crown straight.

Scent Notes—Sweet, Spicy, and Ready to Spill Tea:

Cherry Blossom, Magnolia, Rose, Tonka Bean, and Sandalwood—floral, sultry, and bold enough to keep them shook.

Why You Need This Candle (No, Seriously):

• Burn Time That Outlasts the Drama: Over 80 hours of long-lasting, iconic vibes.
• Clean Ingredients for a Dirty Mind: Coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks because even the shadiest queens deserve the best.
• The Ultimate Petty Gift: Perfect for your bestie, your frenemy, or yourself—because you’ve earned it.
• Made in the USA: Hand-poured with love, sass, and just a hint of shade.

Save the World, One Savage Burn at a Time:

Lighting up doesn’t have to be selfish—this candle gives back:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond—because even savages care about the Earth.
• Clearing plastic from oceans and growing sustainable kelp, because every vibe deserves a clean stage.
• Backing bold carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard—because receipts matter.

The Petty Details:

Scent: Cherry Blossom, Magnolia, Rose, Tonka Bean, and Sandalwood—sweet, sultry, and ready to spill tea.
Size: 9 oz of unapologetic energy in a sleek glass jar.
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend for a clean, smooth burn.
Burn Time: Over 80 hours of sweet shade.
Shipping: 2-5 business days—because pettiness waits for no one.
Vibe: The candle that says, “She doesn’t even go here!”

Let’s be real: this candle isn’t just for lighting up a room; it’s for lighting up your life. Channel your inner queen bee, burn the bullshit, and let Fugly Slut remind everyone exactly who they’re dealing with. Warning: lighting this candle may cause sudden confidence boosts, epic comebacks, and an overwhelming urge to spill tea.