What’s up? I’m Geo the Teddy, the OG from the Good Shit Only Genesis Collection. Yeah, that’s right—I’m the first, and I’m here to change the game. Bold? Check. Original? Hell yeah. You’re not just buying a shirt—you’re buying into my vibe. If you’re looking for something basic, keep scrolling. But if you want to rock the good shit, I’ve got you.
Why You Want Me:
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I’m One of a Kind: Look at me—vibrant, geometric, and full of personality. You won’t find another bear like me. Trust me, I stand out in any crowd, just like you will when you wear me.
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Comfort is Key: I’m printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 tee, made from 100% ring-spun US cotton. Soft as hell, durable as a tank, and perfect for whatever you’ve got going on.
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Fits Just Right: Pre-shrunk, relaxed fit, and ready to roll. Whether you’re kicking back or making moves, I’m the go-to shirt in your rotation.
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I’m Built to Last: Double-needle stitching and no side-seams mean I don’t quit—and neither do you. Wear me, wash me, love me—I’m not going anywhere.
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I’m Available in 58 Colors: That’s right—pick your vibe, from muted classics to bold, in-your-face shades. No matter what color you choose, I’m gonna look damn good on you.
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I Care About the Planet: Yeah, I’m edgy, but I’m also responsible. My cotton’s ethically grown, and with every shirt, we’re planting trees and removing carbon. Wanna save the world? Start here.
What I Stand For:
I’m not just a shirt—I’m a movement. Every sale supports:
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EcoDrive Initiatives: Planting trees, restoring forests, and helping local communities. I’m not here to talk—I’m here to act.
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Stripe Climate Contributions: Supporting cutting-edge carbon removal projects. Because the planet deserves some good shit too.
The Colors and Sizes:
I’m available in 58 colors, so you can pick the shade that matches your vibe. Wanna keep it classic? Go black or white. Feeling bold? Try something bright like seafoam or butter. I make every color look good, and you’re no different. Check the size chart to find your perfect fit, because this is good shit done right.
The Bottom Line:
I’m Geo the Teddy, and I’m here to flex with you. We’re not about blending in—we’re here to stand out. So, what are you waiting for? Add me to your cart, and let’s make some noise together. Good Shit Only. Always.
