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I Gotta Put Me First

I Gotta Put Me First

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I Gotta Put Me First—Because If You Don’t, Who the Hell Will?

Listen up—you can’t pour from an empty cup, and this candle is here to remind you that sometimes, it’s perfectly okay to say, “Fuck everyone else. I gotta put me first.” Made with a luxurious coconut-apricot wax blend and scented with the calming, refreshing notes of white tea and ginger, this candle is all about reclaiming your time and your peace. Light it up, take a deep breath, and let the world know you’re off the clock for bullshit today.

This isn’t just a candle—it’s your self-care sidekick. Whether you’re soaking in a bubble bath, journaling about all the things you’re too good for, or just vibing alone with your favorite playlist, this candle sets the mood for unapologetic “me time.” Because let’s face it: if you don’t put yourself first, who the fuck will? (Hint: nobody.)

Gift it to your overworked bestie, your stressed-out mom, or keep it for yourself as a daily reminder to stop people-pleasing and start prioritizing the only person who matters—YOU.

Scent Notes:

White Tea and Ginger—light, refreshing, and the ultimate fuck-this-I’m-relaxing blend.

Why This Candle Is a Must-Have:

  • Burn Time for Endless “Me Time”: Over 80 hours of vibes that scream “not today, world.”
  • Clean Ingredients, No Crap: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because self-care shouldn’t come with toxins.
  • The Perfect Gift: For anyone who needs a reminder that saying no is a full sentence.
  • Made in the USA: Locally crafted with love, because you deserve the best, period.

Lighting Up for More Than Just You

This candle doesn’t just help you reclaim your peace—it’s making the planet better too:

  • Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and more, because even Mother Earth needs someone to put her first.
  • Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because every little bit matters.
  • Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
  • Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: White Tea and Ginger—clean, refreshing, and your new self-care anthem.
Size: 9 oz of pure “fuck it, I’m relaxing” energy in a classy glass jar.
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend—clean-burning and guilt-free.
Burn Time: Over 80 hours of telling the world to wait.
Shipping: Delivered to your door in 2-5 business days, because self-care shouldn’t have to wait.
Vibe: The candle that says, “I’m putting myself first, and I don’t need your approval.”

Light this candle, take a moment, and remember: you’re worth every second of your time. So put yourself first, unapologetically.

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