Funny Candle Co
I Just Needed Something To Burn
I Just Needed Something To Burn
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I Just Needed Something To Burn—Light It Up and Let It Go
Let’s be real—life’s a dumpster fire sometimes, and you just need to burn something. The "I Just Needed Something To Burn" candle is here to be your vibe, your escape, and your excuse to chill the hell out. Whether you’re riding out the chaos or just need a reason to light up, this candle’s got you covered.
Packed with the bold, uplifting scent of citrus, the warm spice of something exotic, and the smooth calm of jasmine, this candle is like taking a hit of pure zen. Light it, kick back, and watch your stress go up in flames—literally. This isn’t just a candle; it’s your mood reset in a jar. It’s the perfect way to say, “Fuck it, I’m taking a break.”
Pair it with your favorite playlist, a glass of whatever hits right, or a little herbal refreshment (you know exactly what we mean). Warning: lighting this candle may lead to uncontrollable chill vibes, laughter, and forgetting why you were stressed in the first place. Side effects include deep relaxation, random naps, and realizing the world isn’t so bad when you’re vibing.
Scent Notes—Bright, Smooth, and Chill as Hell:
Citrus, exotic spice, and jasmine. Fresh, warm, and calming enough to make you forget about the chaos outside.
Why You Need This Candle (Don’t Overthink It):
- Burn time for days: Over 80 hours of good vibes to keep you grounded (or at least less stressed).
- Clean burn, no bullshit: Made with coconut-apricot wax, organic cotton wicks, and high-quality fragrances that don’t mess with your vibe—paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free.
- The perfect chill gift: For your friend who’s always stressed, your couch buddy, or yourself—because self-care is survival.
- Made in the USA: Hand-poured with care and just enough attitude to make it iconic.
Burn It, Save Your Sanity, and Save the Planet:
Because good vibes mean giving back:
- Planting trees in rainforests and evergreen forests to make the world a little greener (and chiller).
- Clearing plastic from oceans, because even the planet deserves a detox.
- Backing bold carbon removal projects with Stripe Climate.
- Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard—because doing good feels good.
The Details You Care About:
Scent: Citrus, exotic spice, and jasmine—fresh, smooth, and calming.
Size: 9 oz of pure chill energy in a sleek jar.
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend for a clean, luxurious burn.
Burn time: Over 80 hours, because vibes this good shouldn’t be short-lived.
Shipping: 2-5 business days, fast enough for when you need to reset now.
Vibe: The candle that says, “Take a breath, burn the bullshit, and chill.”
Let’s be honest: sometimes, all you need is something to burn and a moment to breathe. Light this candle, take it all in, and let the "I Just Needed Something To Burn" candle remind you that sometimes, doing nothing but chilling is exactly what you need.
Share this with your crew who needs to step up their game.
