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Funny Candle Co

I Think Being Your Child Is A Gift Enough

I Think Being Your Child Is A Gift Enough

Regular price $38.00
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Because Parents Deserve More Than Just a "Thanks"

To the parents who sacrificed, loved, and raised you into the amazing person you are today—this candle is for them. Infused with the delicate, sweet fragrance of mimosa, this candle is the perfect way to say "thank you" to the ones who gave you life (and probably a ton of unsolicited advice along the way).

Made with premium coconut wax and a lead-free cotton wick, it burns clean and bright, just like the love they’ve shown you over the years. The sophisticated aroma of mimosa transforms any space into a cozy, elegant sanctuary, perfect for creating cherished memories.

Now, let’s get real for a second. You didn’t pick this candle just because it smells nice. You picked it because, let’s face it, being their child is the fucking greatest gift they’ll ever receive. You’ve already graced them with your presence, your charm, and your incredible personality, so why not remind them of how damn lucky they are to have you?

And while we’re here, let’s not pretend you didn’t put them through some shit along the way. Remember that time you wrecked the car? Or the time you thought a career in interpretive dance was a good idea? Yeah, they earned this candle. It’s the least you can fucking do after all the chaos you’ve caused.

Scent Notes:
Mimosa—sweet, floral, and just sophisticated enough to distract them from that tattoo you still haven’t told them about.

Product Details:

  • 9oz glass jar with a reusable lid—because they deserve a little something classy
  • Made with natural coconut wax for a clean burn that doesn’t add to the mess you’ve already made of their lives
  • Proudly made in America—because even your candle supports making America fucking great again

So go ahead, add this to your cart and make their day. Sure, you could’ve gone with flowers or a card, but let’s be honest—they’re probably already framing your kindergarten artwork like it’s the Mona Lisa. This candle? It says, “I love you,” with a touch of sass and a whole lot of heart.

Because at the end of the day, no gift could ever compare to the real treasure—you.

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