I'm 21 Bitches

I’m 21 Bitches!—Burn It, Drink It, Own It

You’ve been waiting for this shit your entire damn life. No more stealing sips like a middle school amateur, no more flashing a fake ID like a nervous criminal. You’re fucking 21 now, bitches, and it’s time to light this candle, grab a drink you didn’t have to beg someone else to buy, and tell the world to kiss your legally-grown ass.

The "I’m 21 Bitches!" candle isn’t just a candle—it’s a declaration of freedom. Made with a smooth-as-hell coconut-apricot wax blend and pumped full of tropical vibes like pineapple, mango, and coconut milk, this candle smells like spring break with no parental supervision. Every whiff screams, "I’m here, I’m legal, and I’m ready to make some questionable life choices."

Let’s talk about the moment you blew out the candles on your 21st birthday and screamed "I’m 21 Bitches!" so loud it could’ve been heard in the next time zone. Now, you can relive that magic every damn day when you light this bad boy up. This candle doesn’t just set the mood—it IS the mood. Shots? Check. Dance floors? Let’s go. Regrettable tattoos? Why the hell not?

Whether you’re partying like it’s the last day of your liver’s life or sitting on the couch with a bottle of something strong and no pants on, this candle’s got your vibe. It’s not just a scent; it’s a fucking lifestyle.

Scent Notes—Tropical as Hell:

Pineapple, mango, and coconut milk. Sweet, juicy, and ready to make your life smell like a beach party with no regrets—well, almost no regrets.

Why This Candle Will Blow Your Damn Mind:

• Burn time that outlasts your best friend’s ability to hold her liquor: Over 80 hours of tropical badassery.
• Clean burn, messy vibes: Made with coconut-apricot wax, organic cotton wicks, and premium fragrances that are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free—because toxic vibes are for shitty exes, not candles.
• The ultimate gift: Perfect for your blackout-prone bestie, your shot-taking sibling, or your "one more round" self.
• Made in the USA: Hand-poured with love, sass, and just enough “fuck yeah” energy to make it unforgettable.

Burn It, Party Hard, and Save the Planet:

Because even when you’re three margaritas deep, you can still give a damn:

• Planting trees in rainforests and evergreen forests, because the Earth deserves a win just as much as you do.
• Clearing plastic from oceans, because no one wants to party next to a pile of trash.
• Backing carbon removal projects with Stripe Climate.
• Tracking the good vibes with the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Party Details:

Scent: Pineapple, mango, and coconut milk—like a tropical cocktail you can burn without needing a designated driver.
Size: 9 oz of pure "fuck yeah" energy in a sleek glass jar.
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend for a clean, luxurious burn.
Burn time: Over 80 hours, because the party shouldn’t stop until you’re damn good and ready.
Shipping: 2-5 business days, fast enough to keep your vibe alive.
Vibe: The candle that screams, "Let’s fucking celebrate, bitches!"

Look, turning 21 is a big fucking deal. You’re finally legal, finally free, and finally able to tell everyone to mind their own damn business while you pour another shot. Light this candle, soak up the tropical vibes, and let the world know—you’re 21, bitches, and you’re just getting started. Cheers to you, and fuck the rules!