I'm A Homeowner Bitches (Beige)

I'm A Homeowner Bitches!—Light It Up and Flex That New Key Energy

You did it. You bought the damn house. Whether you screamed it from the rooftop or whispered it to yourself while clutching your keys, you’ve earned this. I'm A Homeowner Bitches! is here to celebrate your badass accomplishment with every flicker of its flame. Made with a luxurious coconut-apricot wax blend and scented with cucumber, lavender, chamomile, and white tea, this candle will make your new pad smell like the sanctuary you’ve always dreamed of.

Light it up and let the calming scents remind you that this is your house. You pay the bills, you make the rules, and if you want to drink straight from the milk carton or turn the spare bedroom into a shrine for your dog, who the hell is going to stop you? This candle is all about owning your space, your vibe, and your boss-level status as a homeowner.

Perfect for first-time buyers, seasoned house flippers, or that friend who just signed their life away to a 30-year mortgage. Gift it to someone who’s been flexing their new address all over social media, or keep it for yourself as a reminder of how fucking awesome you are.

Scent Notes:

Cucumber, Lavender, Chamomile, White Tea—fresh, calming, and classy as hell, just like your new digs.

Why This Candle Belongs in Your New Home:

• Burn Time for Endless Flexing: Over 80 hours of homeowner vibes—because your place deserves to smell this good.
• Clean Ingredients, No Nonsense: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because your home deserves clean air to match your fresh start.
• The Ultimate Housewarming Gift: Perfect for that friend who won’t shut up about their new place—or for yourself, because you earned it.
• Made in the USA: Locally crafted with pride, just like that “Welcome Home” mat you’ve been dying to put out.

Lighting Up for More Than Just You

This candle isn’t just about celebrating your new home—it’s about making the planet better too:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and more, because owning a home doesn’t mean you can’t care about the Earth.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because sustainability matters.
• Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Cucumber, Lavender, Chamomile, White Tea—like a spa, but in your house because you own it.
Size: 9 oz of luxurious, self-congratulatory joy.
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend—clean-burning and stress-melting.
Burn Time: Over 80 hours to remind yourself, “This is mine.”
Shipping: Delivered to your door in 2-5 business days, because you’ve got shit to do, like unpack.
Vibe: The candle that says, “I made it, bitches,” every time you light it.

Light this candle, pop a bottle of champagne, and revel in the fact that you’re officially living your homeowner dream. Welcome home, badass.