I'm Not Into Your Shit Today

I’m Not Into Your Shit Today—Light It Up and Let Them Know

Some days, you just don’t have the patience. Enter the "I’m Not Into Your Shit Today" candle—the ultimate way to set boundaries without saying a word. Whether it’s your coworker’s passive-aggressive emails, your family’s unsolicited advice, or just the general bullshit life throws your way, this candle lets everyone know exactly where you stand: over it.

Crafted with a luxurious coconut-apricot wax blend and infused with the edgy, intoxicating scents of tainted rose, wild geranium, bergamot, and gold amber, this candle doesn’t just smell amazing—it sets a whole mood. Light it up and let the bold fragrance wrap you in vibes that say, “Not today, Satan.”

Perfect for burning in your office, your living room, or wherever people tend to test your limits, this candle is your go-to for reclaiming your peace. It’s funny, it’s empowering, and it smells so damn good that even you’ll forget why you were annoyed in the first place (well, almost).

Scent Notes—Bold and Unbothered:

Tainted rose, wild geranium, bergamot, and gold amber. A mix of floral elegance and warm spice that says, “I’m too good for this nonsense.”

Why You Need This Candle (You Know You Do):

• Burn time that keeps the message clear: Over 80 hours of boundary-setting vibes.
• Clean burn, no drama: Made with coconut-apricot wax, organic cotton wicks, and premium, cruelty-free fragrances that won’t mess with your energy.
• The perfect gift for anyone with zero tolerance for nonsense: Yourself, your bestie, or that coworker who lives for petty jokes.
• Made in the USA: Hand-poured with care and just the right amount of sass.

Burn It, Set Boundaries, Save the Planet:

Because even when you’re over it, you can still make a difference:

• Planting trees in rainforests and evergreen forests to offset all the bullshit life throws your way.
• Clearing plastic from oceans, because the planet deserves better.
• Backing innovative carbon removal projects with Stripe Climate.
• Tracking your impact with the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details You Actually Care About:

Scent: Tainted rose, wild geranium, bergamot, and gold amber. Bold, warm, and a little spicy—just like your mood.
Size: 9 oz of “don’t mess with me” energy in a sleek glass jar.
Wax: Coconut-apricot blend for a clean, luxurious burn.
Burn time: Over 80 hours, because setting boundaries shouldn’t have a time limit.
Shipping: 2-5 business days, because you need it now.
Vibe: The candle that says, “Try me. I dare you.”

Let’s be real: some days, the world just doesn’t deserve your energy. Light this candle, let the scent set the tone, and take a moment to breathe. With the "I’m Not Into Your Shit Today" candle, you’re one step closer to reclaiming your peace and reminding everyone who’s really in charge. Spoiler: it’s you.