Funny Candle Co
Just Relax
Just Relax
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Just Relax—Because Life’s a Shitstorm and You Deserve a Break
Let’s be real—life is a damn mess. Between work, family, and the thousand other things trying to kill your vibe, it’s no wonder you’re about to lose your shit. That’s why "Just Relax" exists. This candle is the ultimate middle finger to your stress, with a soothing blend of lemongrass, jasmine, and patchouli that’ll make your nerves feel like they just hit a spa day.
Whether you're burning this after a shitty day at work, dealing with drama from people who can’t mind their own business, or just need to chill the fuck out—this candle’s here for all of it. Light it up, let the soothing smells do their thing, and tell the world to fuck off. You deserve it.
Gift this to the friend who’s always stressed the hell out, or keep it for yourself when you need to lock yourself in your room, take a deep breath, and finally feel like you can handle your shit. Light it up, and let it remind you that taking a break is not only okay—it’s absolutely necessary.
Scent Notes:
Lemongrass, Jasmine, Patchouli—fresh, calming, and powerful enough to slap your stress in the face.
Why You Need This Candle in Your Life:
- Burn Time That Outlasts Your Breakdown: Over 80 hours of pure relaxation in the 9 oz size, and 40 hours in the 4 oz size. This candle’s got more staying power than your patience.
- Clean Ingredients, No Bullshit: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because your air should stay clean even when your life isn’t.
- For When You’ve Had Enough: Perfect for anyone who’s one minor inconvenience away from screaming into a pillow.
- Made in the USA: Locally crafted in California because you deserve quality, not some half-assed product.
Doing Good While Smelling Good
This candle isn’t just about chilling out—it’s making the planet a better place too:
- Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond, because even Mother Earth needs some love.
- Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because someone’s got to clean up this mess.
- Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
- Tracking all of this impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.
The Details:
Scent: Lemongrass, Jasmine, Patchouli
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours (9 oz) or 40+ hours (4 oz)
Dimensions: 2.9 x 2.9 x 3.5 (9 oz) or 2.5 x 2.25 x 2.0 (4 oz)
Made and Shipped From: California, USA
Light this candle, kick your feet up, and let it all melt away. Sometimes the only thing you need is peace, quiet, and a candle that doesn’t take any shit. Just relax—you’ve earned it.
Share this with your crew who needs to step up their game.



