Let That Shit Go

Let That Shit Go—Because Life’s a Mess and You’re Over It

Stress piling up? Negativity following you around like a bad fucking haircut? It’s time to let that shit go. This candle isn’t just some fluffy, feel-good crap—it’s a big, lavender-scented middle finger to all the things dragging you down. Light it up, take a deep breath, and let the aroma do the heavy lifting while you remind yourself that none of it really fucking matters. Seriously.

With its calming lavender scent, this candle is like therapy in a jar—minus the co-pay and the awkward “how does that make you feel” bullshit. Whether you’re drowning in emails, stuck in traffic behind the world’s slowest asshole, or just trying to forget that one time you sent a text to the wrong person, this candle gets it. It’s not here to judge—it’s here to help you stop giving a damn.

Got a friend who’s one bad day away from snapping? This is the gift for them. Pair it with some candy, a bottle of wine, or hell, even a punching bag if that’s what it takes. You’ll be the hero they didn’t know they needed. And if this is for you? Good. Light it up and remind yourself to stop sweating the small stuff, because you’ve got bigger things to conquer.

Scent Notes:

Lavender—soft, calming, and ready to bitch-slap your stress into oblivion.

Why You Need This Candle Right Fucking Now:

• Serenity That Sticks Around: Over 80 hours of burn time to keep you calm while the world keeps being a pain in the ass.
• No Toxic Crap: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because you don’t need more garbage in your life—or your lungs.
• The Perfect Gift for Anyone Losing Their Shit: Friends, coworkers, or you—because everyone needs to chill the fuck out sometimes.
• Made in the USA: Crafted locally with high-quality materials, because you deserve something that doesn’t suck.

Calm the Fuck Down and Save the Planet

This candle doesn’t just help you let go—it gives back, too:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and other ecosystems, because even the planet is tired of everyone’s bullshit.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans—because someone’s gotta clean up this mess.
• Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking every ounce of impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Lavender
Size Options: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid or 4 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours for the 9 oz size

Light this candle, take a deep breath, and let the lavender remind you that life’s too short to carry all that bullshit. Let it go. Seriously. Let that shit go and start living like the badass you are.