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Funny Candle Co

Look At You Getting Promoted And Sh*t

Look At You Getting Promoted And Sh*t

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Hell Yeah, You Got Promoted!

Look at you—getting promoted and sh*t! Who the fuck do you think you are, climbing that ladder like a badass? You’ve been out here grinding, killing it, and now it’s time to light this candle and celebrate the fact that you’re the boss of your own damn life. Sit back, relax, and bask in the sweet smell of success, because you fucking earned it.

With a juicy, mouthwatering blend of melon and papaya, this candle screams “I’m too damn good for mediocrity.” Whether you’re buying it for your overachieving bestie, treating yourself, or rubbing it in the face of a coworker still stuck at the bottom, this candle delivers big “fuck yeah” energy for every occasion.

The Vibes

Melon, Papaya, and even more Melon—because this candle doesn’t just show up, it shows off.

Why You Need This

  • Burn Time That Lasts: Over 80 hours of clean, even burning, because you deserve to celebrate for more than just one night.
  • Zero Bullshit Ingredients: Made with coconut and apricot wax, high-quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks—paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free.
  • Perfect Gift or Self-Flex: Whether it’s for your badass friend or your badass self, this candle is all about leveling up.
  • Made in the USA: Proudly supporting local economies and proving that quality and sass go hand in hand.

Big Wins, Bigger Impact

This candle doesn’t just celebrate your success—it gives back. With every purchase, you’re supporting:

  • Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and more while creating jobs for local communities.
  • Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of ocean plastic, because why not save the planet while you flex?
  • Funding groundbreaking carbon removal tech with Stripe Climate.
  • Keeping track of every damn good thing we’re doing through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details

Scent: Melon, Papaya, Melon
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours

Light this candle, soak in your success, and remind the world that you’re not just climbing the ladder—you’re fucking owning it.

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