May Your Marriage Outlast This Candle

May Your Marriage Outlast This Candle—No Pressure, Right?

Let’s be real—relationships can be a total shitshow, but here’s hoping this candle doesn’t burn longer than their vows hold up. With an 80+ hour burn time, it’s already outlasting some modern-day marriages. This is the perfect gift for the newlyweds who know how to laugh, even if their first fight is over whose turn it is to do the damn dishes.

Scented with a luxurious blend of green floral, rose, lily, chrysanthemum, powder, and sandalwood, this candle is fancy as hell—just like their overpriced wedding decor. Light it up during their first argument about toothpaste caps or throw pillows and let the aroma work overtime to remind them why they fell for each other in the first place. Or at least why they tolerate each other.

Whether you’re gifting this as a genuine wish for eternal love or as a tongue-in-cheek jab (because let’s be honest, some couples are a walking reality show), this candle delivers the perfect mix of humor, shade, and incredible scent.

Scent Notes:

Green Floral, Rose, Lily, Chrysanthemum, Powder, Sandalwood—basically what eternal love would smell like if it wasn’t so damn hard.

Why This Candle is a Honeymoon Essential:

• Burn Time Built to Last: Over 80 hours of calm, which is more than we can say for some honeymoon flights.
• No Toxic Shit: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because no one needs more crap in their air—or their relationship.
• The Perfect Gift: A gag gift with just enough class to soften the blow, perfect for couples with a sense of humor.
• Made in the USA: Locally crafted with love and sarcasm, because supporting small businesses is sexy.

Love the Planet While You Laugh

This candle isn’t just here to keep the peace—it’s helping the planet, too:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond—because some things deserve to last forever.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because the Earth deserves better than most people’s in-laws.
• Funding innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Green Floral, Rose, Lily, Chrysanthemum, Powder, Sandalwood
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours

Light this candle, grab a drink, and toast to the happy couple—because marriage is hard, but at least their house will smell amazing while they figure it out. Cheers, lovebirds.