Mom! You're The Shit

Mom! You’re The Shit—Light It Up and Show Some Damn Respect

Alright, let’s cut the crap. Moms don’t just deserve a pat on the back—they deserve a standing ovation for putting up with everyone’s shit and still making life happen. The “Mom! You’re The Shit” candle isn’t just a gift; it’s a whole-ass tribute to the woman who makes magic out of chaos on the daily. If your mom’s the glue holding everything together (and you know she is), this candle says what you’re probably too awkward to say out loud.

With a tropical blend of green floral, coconut, pineapple, wood, and vanilla, this candle smells like the vacation your mom keeps dreaming about while dealing with everyone’s mess. Clean burning, eco-friendly, and smooth as hell, it’s made with a coconut-apricot wax blend and essential oils, because moms deserve the best. Light this bad boy up and let her kick back, relax, and forget that she raised your ungrateful ass.

The jar says it all—bold, funny, and straight to the point. Whether it’s Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just because she’s been putting up with everyone’s crap for years, this candle is the ultimate “thank you” that comes with a side of sass. Trust us, she’ll love it.

Scent Notes – Tropical as Hell:

Green floral, coconut, pineapple, wood, and vanilla. Sweet, smooth, and relaxing enough to make her forget that she’s been the family’s unpaid therapist for years.

Why Your Mom Needs This Candle (And Why You Owe Her):

• Burn time that doesn’t quit – Over 80 hours of tropical goodness, because moms deserve more than quick fixes.
• Clean ingredients for the queen – Coconut-apricot wax and essential oils, because your mom deserves luxury, not toxins.
• The perfect gift – Hilarious, heartfelt, and way better than the “thought that counts” nonsense you were planning.
• Made in the USA – Hand-poured with love, attitude, and maximum respect for the OG boss lady.

Burn It and Help Save the Planet:

Moms care about the Earth, too, and this candle makes sure you’re doing your part:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond, because moms love a greener future.
• Clearing plastic from oceans, because no one messes with Mother Nature on her watch.
• Backing bold carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking the impact with the EcoDrive Dashboard, because moms like to see results.

The Details That Matter:

Scent – Green floral, coconut, pineapple, wood, and vanilla. Think tropical escape in candle form.
Size – 9 ounces of pure mom magic in a sleek glass jar with a lid.
Wax – Coconut-apricot blend for a clean, smooth burn.
Burn time – Over 80 hours, because moms deserve a break that lasts.
Shipping – Fast as hell, because you probably forgot her birthday again.
Vibe – The candle that screams, “Mom, you’re the shit. End of story.”

Here’s the deal: Your mom has been putting up with everyone’s nonsense for way too long. It’s time to show her some love, light this candle, and let her soak up the appreciation she deserves. Don’t screw this up—get her the damn candle.