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Namaste BITCHES!—Because Inner Peace Needs a Fucking Boost

For all you spiritual badasses out there, meet Namaste BITCHES!, the candle that takes your zen and cranks it up to a whole new level. This isn’t your basic calming candle—it’s Nag Champa scented, which means it’s here to slap the stress out of your life and drag you into a world of peace, quiet, and don’t-fuck-with-me vibes.

With soothing notes of amber, rose, sandalwood, dark musk, patchouli, and violet, this candle is basically meditation in a jar. Light it up, close your eyes, and let the chaos of the world disappear—because let’s be real, you’ve earned a damn break.

Whether you’re finding your center after a shitty day, clearing the air before yoga, or just need to tell the world to back the hell off, this candle is your new best friend. Gift it to the badass in your life who acts like they’ve got it all together (spoiler: they don’t) or keep it for yourself because, let’s face it, no one deserves some peace more than you.

Scent Notes:

Amber, Rose, Sandalwood, Dark Musk, Patchouli, Violet—earthy, soothing, and ready to kick stress in the ass.

Why This Candle is the Spiritual Slap You Need:

• Burn Time for Your Bullshit-Free Zone: Over 80 hours of “shut the fuck up, I’m meditating” vibes to keep the peace lasting longer than your patience.
• Clean Ingredients, No Toxic Energy: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because your aura deserves clean air, even if your mind’s a mess.
• The Ultimate Zen Gift: Perfect for the friend who “finds their balance” after two sips of wine or for yourself, because you’re the real fucking guru here.
• Made in the USA: Locally crafted with care, quality, and a big dose of zero bullshit energy.

Lighting Up for a Better Planet

This candle doesn’t just help you chill—it’s doing some good for the Earth, too:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond, because Mother Earth needs love too.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because the planet deserves better.
• Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking all this impact on the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Candle That Keeps Your Peace:

Scent: Amber, Rose, Sandalwood, Dark Musk, Patchouli, Violet—like a yoga retreat, but without the annoying people.
Size: 9 oz of pure calm in a badass glass jar.
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend—clean-burning and stress-free.
Burn Time: Over 80 hours of shutting the world the hell out.
Shipping: Delivered to your door in 2-5 business days—because waiting sucks.
Vibe: The candle that screams, “I’m calm as fuck,” even when you’re not.

Light this candle, take a deep breath, and let it remind you: inner peace is yours for the taking—if everyone would just shut the hell up for five minutes. Namaste, bitches.