Nurses Need Shots Too - 9oz Candle

Nurses Need Shots Too—And Not the Bullshit Kind

Nurses are the real MVPs out here, dealing with every level of fuckery the universe can throw at them. You’re saving lives, cleaning up messes (literal and figurative), and still finding time to fake a smile while Karen complains about waiting 10 minutes. This candle is for you—the overworked, underappreciated, tequila-deserving badass who somehow keeps going.

Light this up, pour a double, and let the sweet, tropical vibes remind you that even though the world’s on fire, you’re the one keeping it together. With juicy notes of pineapple, mango, and creamy coconut milk, it’s like a piña colada for your nose—minus the calories and bullshit.

Scent Notes:

Pineapple, Mango, Coconut Milk—basically the tropical vacation you’ll never get because you’re too fucking busy saving lives.

Why You Fucking Need This:

• Long Burn Time: Over 80 hours of sweet-smelling bliss, which is way more patience than you’ve got left by the end of your shift.
• Zero Bullshit Ingredients: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks—because you don’t need more toxins in your life, you already work in a petri dish.
• The Perfect Gift: For yourself, your nurse BFF, or anyone who’s been on the frontlines of this shitshow.
• Made in the USA: Locally crafted with high-quality materials, because nurses deserve nothing less than the fucking best.

You Save Lives, We Save the Planet

Because being a nurse isn’t hard enough, you’re also doing your part to save the Earth. Every candle sold supports:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and other vital ecosystems—because even Mother Nature needs a helping hand.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from the ocean, because who else is going to clean up this shit?
• Funding innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking every ounce of impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Specs:

Scent: Pineapple, Mango, Coconut Milk
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours

So light this candle, take a fucking shot, and remind yourself that you’re the glue holding this shit together. The world’s lucky to have you—don’t let them forget it.