Queen Of Fucking Everything

Queen Of Fucking Everything—Bow Down or Get Out

Let’s make one thing crystal clear: you’re the Queen of Fucking Everything. And if anyone dares to forget, light this candle and let its bold, sweet scent remind them exactly who runs the show. Made with a luxurious blend of melon and papaya, this candle is as vibrant and unapologetic as you are.

Whether you’re ruling your kingdom from your couch in sweatpants or owning the boardroom in your power heels, this candle is your crown. Light it up, take a deep breath, and bask in the glow of your badassery. It’s not just a candle—it’s a declaration.

Gift this to the queen in your life who needs a reminder of her power (or keep it for yourself because, let’s face it, you’ve earned the title). Every flicker of this flame screams, “I’m in charge,” and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

Scent Notes:

Melon, Papaya—sweet, juicy, and full of personality, just like you.

Why You Need This Candle in Your Throne Room:

• Burn Time for the Reign: Over 80 hours of bold, fruity vibes to fuel your empire.
• Clean Ingredients, No Bullshit: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because a queen deserves only the best.
• The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for the boss babe, badass friend, or anyone who knows they’re royalty.
• Made in the USA: Locally crafted with the kind of care and attention you’d expect for a queen.

Lighting Up for More Than Just You

This candle isn’t just about making your space smell like royalty—it’s about doing good for the world too:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and more, because even queens care about the Earth.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because ruling responsibly matters.
• Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details Fit for Royalty:

Scent: Melon, Papaya—like a tropical vacation with a side of badassery.
Size: 9 oz of unapologetic luxury in a glass jar.
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend—clean-burning and stress-free.
Burn Time: Over 80 hours of “bow down, bitches” energy.
Shipping: Delivered to your door in 2-5 business days, because queens don’t wait.
Vibe: The candle that says, “I’m the queen, deal with it,” with every flicker.

Light this candle, adjust your crown, and remind the world: you’re the Queen of Fucking Everything, and you’re not taking any shit.