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Funny Candle Co

Shoulder To Cry On

Shoulder To Cry On

Regular price $38.00
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Because Sometimes Life’s Just Fucked!

We’ve all been there—shit hits the fan, and suddenly you’re on your couch, ugly crying into your snacks, questioning every decision you’ve ever made. Enter "Shoulder To Cry On," the candle that doesn’t judge, doesn’t talk back, and sure as hell won’t remind you of how you “should’ve seen this coming.” Light it up, let the tears flow, and let the soothing scent of citrus, exotic spice, and jasmine remind you that you’ll survive this mess just like you survived the last one.

Whether you’re mid-breakdown or just feeling dramatic, this candle is here for it. It smells like a warm hug with just enough spice to keep you from wallowing for too long. And if your bestie keeps blowing up your phone with “you won’t believe what happened” texts, this is the perfect gift to say, “I love you, but seriously, get your shit together.”

Light this candle when your day has gone to complete shit, when your boss has pissed you off for the last time, or when you’re just in the mood to feel everything all at once. It’s your emotional support candle for all of life’s fuckups.

Scent Notes:

Citrus, Exotic Spice, Jasmine—fresh, comforting, and just the right amount of bold to kick your bad mood’s ass.

Why You Need This Candle:

  • Burn Time That Outlasts Your Breakdown: Over 80 hours of soothing vibes to get you through your worst days.
  • No Toxic Crap: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because your air shouldn’t be as toxic as your ex.
  • The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for your ride-or-die bestie, your favorite drama queen, or yourself (because self-care is a right).
  • Made in the USA: High-quality, locally crafted, and unapologetically real, just like you.

Lighting Up for More Than Just You

This candle doesn’t just save your sanity—it’s doing some good for the planet too:

  • Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond, because even the Earth needs some TLC.
  • Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because someone’s gotta clean up the mess.
  • Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
  • Tracking every impact on the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Citrus, Exotic Spice, Jasmine
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours
Shipping: 2-5 Business Days

Light this candle, let it all out, and remember: life’s messy, but at least your house can smell amazing while you deal with it. You’ve got this.

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