Sorry About Your Other Children, Atleast You Have Me

World’s Okayest Parent—Because You’re Crushing It (Kinda)

Let’s face it—parenting is hard as hell. Some days, you’re winning, and other days, well, let’s just say the bar is low. But hey, even if one (or all) of your kids turned out to be a hot mess, this candle is here to remind you that you’re doing your best, and that’s all anyone can ask for. Light it up, pour a glass of whatever keeps you sane, and give yourself a damn break—you deserve it.

Made with a luxurious coconut-apricot wax blend and infused with the soothing scents of cucumber, lavender, chamomile, and white tea, this candle is like a spa day in a jar. It’s the ultimate self-care tool for exhausted parents everywhere. Because if you’re not going to give yourself a pat on the back, who the hell will?

Scent Notes:

Cucumber, Lavender, Chamomile, and White Tea—a calming combo that says, “It’s okay, you’re okay, everything’s fine (probably).”

Why You Need This Candle:

• Clean Burn: Made with high-quality, all-natural ingredients for over 80 hours of guilt-free glow.
• Relatable AF: The perfect mix of sass, humor, and self-care for parents who need a little “me time.”
• Perfect Gift: Great for moms, dads, or that friend who’s just trying to keep their kids alive until bedtime.
• Made in the USA: Proudly supporting local economies while delivering the quality you deserve.

Parenting Is Hard—Let’s Save the Planet Too

Because parenting guilt isn’t enough, this candle also helps you do some good for the world:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond to restore ecosystems and create jobs.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans—because the planet deserves better, too.
• Supporting innovative carbon removal through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking our impact via the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Cucumber, Lavender, Chamomile, White Tea
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: Over 80 hours

So light this candle, relax, and remember: You’re the world’s okayest parent, and that’s more than good enough.