This isn’t your grandma’s tea cup. This is the Big Fucking Mug, the official XENthrive power move in ceramic form. It’s loud, bold, and unapologetically badass—just like you. With 15 ounces of space to fuel your grind, this mug doesn’t fuck around. Sleek matte black, a bold-as-hell gold XENthrive logo, and built like a tank—this is the mug you didn’t know you needed but absolutely fucking deserve.
Why the BFM is the Only Mug That Matters:
Big Fucking Capacity: 15 ounces. Not 12. Not 8. Fuck those tiny-ass mugs. You need caffeine, and you need it in bulk.
Gold-On-Black Perfection: Black ceramic with a gold logo that says, “I’m here to kick ass and drink coffee.” It’s bold. It’s loud. It’s fucking iconic.
Tough as You Are: Premium ceramic that’s chip-resistant, crack-proof, and built to survive whatever the hell your mornings throw at you.
No Bullshit Maintenance: Microwave and dishwasher safe because you’ve got better things to do than baby a mug. You’re too busy thriving.
Official XENthrive Swagger: This isn’t just a mug—it’s your declaration that you’re here to play big, thrive hard, and never hold back.
Sustainability That Gives a Damn:
The BFM doesn’t just serve attitude—it serves the fucking planet. Every purchase helps us:
Plant a Shitload of Trees: Supporting reforestation around the world because thriving isn’t just for humans.
Clean the Fucking Oceans: Removing plastic waste so the planet doesn’t drown in our mess.
Back Cutting-Edge Carbon Projects: Helping to undo the climate fuckery we’re all dealing with through Stripe Climate.
Track Your Impact: Watch the badass shit your purchase is funding on our EcoDrive Dashboard.
The Details:
Size: 15 ounces of pure, caffeinated badassery Material: Premium matte black ceramic with a gold XENthrive logo Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe because convenience is king Shipping: Ships within 2-5 business days
The BFM isn’t just a mug—it’s a fucking lifestyle. It’s for the big dreamers, the go-getters, and the caffeine-fueled warriors who know life’s too short for mediocre coffee or playing small. Don’t settle. Drink bold. Thrive harder. Order your Big Fucking Mug today and make every sip count.
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