There's Some Whores In This House

House Full of Whores—Because Why the Hell Not?

Got a house full of chaos, wild nights, and enough WAP energy to make Cardi proud? Then this candle was practically made for you. Sweet, seductive, and just a little scandalous, it’s the perfect addition to your party pad, your bestie’s next bachelorette bash, or just a Tuesday night that got out of hand.

With sultry notes of cherry blossom, magnolia, rose, tonka bean, and sandalwood, this candle brings the perfect mix of classy and trashy. Light it up and let the room transform into a boudoir of bad decisions and unforgettable memories. Whether you're hosting the wildest pregame in town or just vibing solo while blasting WAP on repeat, this candle knows how to set the mood.

Perfect for gifting your most unapologetically extra friend, treating yourself, or as a conversation starter for the next time someone asks why your house smells so damn good.

Scent Notes:

Cherry Blossom, Magnolia, Rose, Tonka Bean, and Sandalwood—sweet, floral, and sexy as hell.

Why This Candle Belongs in Your House:

• Burn Time That Goes All Night: Over 80 hours of bold, intoxicating vibes that refuse to quit.
• Clean Ingredients for Dirty Minds: Made with coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks—because toxic vibes belong nowhere near your space.
• The Perfect Gift: For your BFF who’s always “too much” or that friend whose playlist is just WAP on loop.
• Made in the USA: High-quality, locally crafted, and proud to be just as extra as you are.

Lighting Up for More Than Just Fun

This candle doesn’t just make your house smell like heaven—it’s doing some good, too:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond, because even wild nights need a sustainable backdrop.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans—because someone’s gotta clean up the mess.
• Backing innovative carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking every impact on the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Cherry Blossom, Magnolia, Rose, Tonka Bean, and Sandalwood
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours
Shipping: 2-5 Business Days

Light this candle, turn up the music, and let the vibe take over. Whether it’s wild parties, quiet nights, or something in between, this candle is here to keep the energy high and the mood sexy. Welcome to your house full of whores—we love it here.