What The Fucculent—For Plant Lovers, Pun Junkies, and Tree Smokers
Let’s be honest—this candle is for everyone who loves plants, puns, or rolling a fat one. If you’re the type who talks to your succulents while hitting a blunt, congratulations—you’ve just found your new favorite candle. What The Fucculent is here to make your space smell like a fresh-ass forest, even if you’re hotboxing the living room.
With bold notes of eucalyptus, mint, cypress, pine, moss, and fir, this candle smells like you just wandered into a forest to “commune with nature” while sneaking a smoke break. Light it up, take a deep breath, and pretend you’re at one with the trees—even if the only trees you care about are in your stash jar. Whether you’re a pothead, a plant mom, or just someone who needs to cover up that “aromatherapy” smell, this candle is for you.
And let’s not ignore the name. What The Fucculent is the funniest shit you can slap on a candle, and you know it. Light it, love it, and wait for your friends to lose their minds over it. Bonus points if they’re already baked when they see it.
Scent Notes:
Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Pine, Moss, Fir—like a forest just hugged you and handed you a lighter.
Why You Need This Candle:
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Fresh as Hell: Perfect for masking the fact that your “essential oils” smell suspiciously dank.
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Burns Like a Champ: Over 80 hours of clean, woodsy vibes to outlast your next smoke session.
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Perfect for Your Tribe: Whether you’re gifting it to a pothead, a pun enthusiast, or your plant-obsessed bestie, this candle always hits the mark.
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Made in the USA: Locally crafted and high-quality, because even stoners deserve the best.
Save the Planet While You Light Up
Lighting this candle isn’t just about setting the vibe—it’s about making a difference:
- Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and other vital ecosystems, because Mother Nature deserves some love too.
- Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans, because someone’s got to clean up the mess.
- Backing cutting-edge carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
- Tracking all this badass impact on the EcoDrive Dashboard.
The Details:
Scent: Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Pine, Moss, Fir
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours
Light this candle, take a hit, and let the scent remind you that you’re the kind of legend who can enjoy the finer things—even if your finer things involve a little puff-puff-pass.
