What Up Succa?

What Up Succa?—For Plant Lovers Who Don’t Fuck Around

Alright, plant parent, this one’s for you. What Up Succa? is here to celebrate your green thumb, your succulent obsession, and your complete inability to stop buying more plants. Let’s face it—your plants are basically your children, and you’re their badass caretaker who whispers sweet nothings to them more than you talk to actual people. No judgment—plants are better than humans anyway.

With earthy, fresh-as-fuck notes of agave, green floral, and patchouli, this candle smells like the dream jungle you wish your living room was. Light it up, take a deep breath, and soak in the vibe of “hell yes, I’m a plant parent and I’m better than every basic bitch without a single damn succulent.”

Whether you’re gifting this to a fellow plant addict or keeping it for yourself because you deserve a reward for keeping that one finicky fern alive, this candle is for you. So go ahead, light it up, admire your thriving jungle, and remind yourself that you’re the shit.

Scent Notes:

Agave, Green Floral, Patchouli—fresh, earthy, and smells like you’re killing it (but not your plants, obviously).

Why This Candle is a Must-Have:

• Burn Time That Outlasts That One Plant You Forgot to Water: Over 80 hours of plant-inspired vibes to keep your space smelling fresh as hell.
• No Toxic Shit: Coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks, because your plants deserve a clean, eco-friendly home too.
• Gift-Worthy as Fuck: Perfect for plant parents, green thumbs, or that one friend who lies to themselves every time they say, “This is the last plant I’m buying.”
• Made in the USA: Locally crafted, high-quality, and just as unapologetically awesome as you are.

Saving the Planet, One Candle at a Time

This candle isn’t just about making your space smell good—it’s about doing some real good for the Earth too:

• Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and beyond—because your indoor jungle can’t fix the whole planet.
• Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans—because sustainability is sexy as fuck.
• Backing cutting-edge carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
• Tracking all this badass impact on the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Agave, Green Floral, Patchouli
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours

Light this candle, say “What up, succa?” to your plants, and revel in the glow of being the kind of badass plant parent who makes the world a better place—one fern at a time. You earned it.