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Funny Candle Co

When This Candle Is Lit, Get ready To Lick

When This Candle Is Lit, Get ready To Lick

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When This Candle Is Lit, Get Ready To Lick—Because Playtime Just Got Serious

This isn’t just a candle; it’s your official signal to let the games begin. When this flame burns, it’s not just about lighting a room—it’s about igniting desires, turning up the heat, and saying goodbye to all your inhibitions. Sweet peach and creamy vanilla fill the air like an invitation you can’t fucking ignore. Set the mood, grab your partner (or go solo), and let this candle remind you why life’s better when you let yourself get messy.

Light it up, and suddenly that couch isn’t just for sitting. That kitchen counter? It’s now an adventure zone. This candle isn’t subtle—it’s here to throw a big, sultry “fuck it” into the air and dare you to take things to the next level. You’re grown, you’re sexy, and this candle is your partner in crime for making every single night feel like the main event.

Perfect for date nights, self-indulgent evenings, or gifting to that one friend who keeps it raw and unapologetically real. When this candle’s lit, you know exactly what’s about to go down—and it sure as hell isn’t the dishes.

Scent Notes:

Peach and Vanilla—sweet, seductive, and dripping with the kind of energy that screams, “Let’s fuck(ing go)!”

Why You Need This Candle in Your Life:

  • Burn Time That Outlasts Your Wildest Nights: Over 80 hours of peachy, vanilla-fueled adventures. Trust us, it’ll keep up.
  • Clean Ingredients for Dirty Minds: Coconut-apricot wax and organic cotton wicks—because nothing ruins the vibe like toxic crap in your air.
  • The Ultimate Icebreaker: Whether it’s for your partner, yourself, or that wild couple you secretly envy, this candle sets the mood and then some.
  • Made in the USA: Locally crafted for maximum heat, because you deserve nothing less than perfection.

This Candle is Down for More Than Just a Good Time

It’s sexy, it’s bold, and it’s doing its part to keep the planet just as hot:

  • Planting trees in rainforests, evergreen forests, and more, because even Mother Earth needs some TLC.
  • Seasonal campaigns like cultivating 10 pounds of kelp or removing 10 pounds of plastic from oceans—because cleanup isn’t just for the bedroom.
  • Backing cutting-edge carbon removal projects through Stripe Climate.
  • Tracking every impact through the EcoDrive Dashboard.

The Details:

Scent: Peach and Vanilla
Size: 9 oz Glass Jar with Lid
Wax: Coconut and Apricot Wax Blend
Burn Time: 80+ hours
Shipping: 2-5 Business Days

Light this candle, dim the lights, and let the scent take over. Whether it’s soft kisses, wild nights, or indulging in fantasies you don’t talk about in polite company, this candle is here for all of it. Because, let’s be real—it’s not going to lick itself, so get to it!

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